Remove not the ancient landmark.
(Proverbs XXII, 28)
Is there no balm in Gilead? Is there no physician there?
(Jeremiah VIII, 22)
My times are in thine hand.
(Psalms XXXI, 15)
More to be desired are they than gold.
(Psalms XIX, 10)
*Excuses for Tardiness*
I said in my haste, All men are liars.
(Psalms CXVI, 11)
*Smoking in the Lavatory*
Man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
(Job V, 7)
Even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
(Matthew VI, 29)
There is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.
(Proverbs XVIII, 24)
*Changes in the Seating Chart*
He that repeateth a matter separateth very friends.
((Proverbs XVII, 9)
We have here but five loaves and two fishes.
(Matthew XIII, 17)
And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty
(Acts II, 2)
*Students (as teachers see them)*
Vain is the help of man.
(Psalms LX, 11)
*Teachers (as students see them)*
She came to prove him with hard questions.
(1 Kings X, 1)
The king of terrors.
(Job XVIII, 14)
A friend of publicans and sinners.
(Matthew XI, 19)
Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?
(Matthew VI, 27)
He was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
(Genesis IV, 21)
They that carried us away captive required of us a song.
(Psalms CXXXVII, 3)
Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the
hands to sleep.
(Proverbs VI, 10)
I will not give sleep to mine eyes or slumber to mine eyelids.
(Psalms CXXXII, 4)
Study to be quiet and to do your own business.
(1 Thessalonians IV, 11)
Thou renderest to every man according to his work.
(Psalms LXII, 12)
Your fathers, where are they?
(Zechariah I, 5)
Another book was opened, which is the book of life.
(Revelation XX, 12)
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