Wednesday, March 08, 2006
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Hello, boys and girls, today we are going to learn about theology. As a Jew, you have to believe that there is only one God. Okay? Some people might tell you that there is more than one God. Hahaha! How silly? Are there even numbers past one? Don't even think about it. In fact, boys and girls, don't think about anything!! Because thinking is bad for you and might make your head turn into cotton candy. That might make you delicious, but just think of what would happen to you in the rain!!
Boys and girls, some people might say terrible words to you, like "documentary hypothesis." These people are bad bad bad and should be killed (that's like going to sleep forever!!) Okay? So remember, one God, don't think, and DovBear sucks. |
Posted by His Gadol HaDorishness at http://godolhadorpurim.blogspot.com/2006/03/theology-lesson-from-rabbi-grover.html
Posted on exorthodoxjews@yahoogroups.com by ZeRabbi on 3/26/08
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