Fwd: Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls **
Dr.Barry Pinchefsky
To: Shlomoh Sherman
Sun, Dec 19, 2021 at 8:16 PM

From: Robert Reines
Subject: Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls **
Date: December 19, 2021 at 3:58:35 PM EST

We've all heard about people having guts or having balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.