[An Anonymous Blog From Several Sources]

       They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
       I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.
       I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
       money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
       She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what
       she was doing, and returned the money again.  I gave her the money
       back.. .same scenario!  I departed the store with the $46.64.

       They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
       I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
       Grande Latte.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
       little chalk board that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're
       already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both
       She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

       They Walk Among Us!
       One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
       them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the
       sky and said, 'Where?'

       They Walk Among Us!
       While looking at a house, my brother asked the Real Estate agent
       which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
       sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
       the North?'  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
       East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't
       keep up with all that stuff.'

       They Walk Among Us!!
       I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
       I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
       was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
       7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?'
       Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

       They Walk Among Us!
       My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
       seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

       They Walk Among Us!
       My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
       discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The
       cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

       They Walk Among Us!
       I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
       the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
       showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry  because she was a
       trained professional and I was in good hands.  'Now,' she asked me,
       has your plane arrived yet?'

       They Walk Among Us!
       While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
       pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
       would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
       time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
       I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

       They Walk Among Us,
       and they Reproduce,
       and Worst of all ...they Vote!;f=71;t=001314;p=0

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