What If Everyone Believed In God?

Answered by John Sankus
July 6, 2022


What would the world be like, if everyone believed in God, and obeyed the teachings of the Bible?

Originally Answered: How would the world be like, if everyone believed in God, and obeyed the teachings of the Bible?
Anyone who worked the weekend would be stoned to death, anyone caught wearing clothes made of two different fibres (cotton/polyester) would be stoned to death.

Anyone caught sleeping with the mother in law would be burned to death, rape victims would be forced to marry their rapist.

Slavery would be back in fashion - people would once again be property and could be bought and sold, and handed down to the slave-owner’s kids like any other property - and the peasants would have to do as their lords and masters told them.

Oh, and forget about prawn cocktail, bacon butties or black pudding.

Sounds fabulous eh?


Shlomoh Sherman says:

It reminds me of an email I sent to a Xtian women several years ago when asked what will the world be like when the Jewish messiah or Christ come. I say that peace, health, lack of crime, lack of hunger and disease will grace our world. BUT ALSO the Constitution of the United States will disappear. We won't need no steenking Constitution. The messiah or christ will be the constitution. He will tell us which books not to read, which movies not to see, and which internet not to use. We no longer will be burdened with having to make choices. HE will make all our choices. Forget about food and clothing. He will tell us how to phuck, that is if sex is still allowed. As John R. Butler says in his song,The Hand of the Almighty, He will ph**k you up.



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