While our news reporter was interviewing McSeenkew, leader of the CLA, in a neighborhood bar, Paris Hilton happened to pass by. McSeenkew saw this as an opportunity for the McGinness Liberation Army to get recognition and some cheap pathetic publicity. She grabbed Paris and made her demands. Paris merely took it all in stride as part of another exciting day in never-never land! Will the Liberation Army succeeed in this ghastly plot?
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