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Signs in Restrooms......
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Friends
don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard,DeweyBeach,
DE
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Beauty
is only a light switch away.
PerkinsLibrary,DukeUniversity,Durham,NC
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If
life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza,Washington,DC
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Remember,
it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81,West
Virginia
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Fighting
for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou,Baton Rouge,
LO
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No
matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,Chapel
Hill,NC
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At
the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,Tucson,AZ
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It's
hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg,AZ
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Make
love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GETMARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station,Bozeman,MT
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If
voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York,New
York.
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If pro is
opposite of con,then what is the
opposite
of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington,DC
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ExpressLane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
EdDebevic's,Phoenix,AZ
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You're
too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
EdDebevic's,Beverly Hills,CA.
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No
wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
EdDebevic's,Beverly Hills,CA
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And my favorite, and most realistic
one ~~~
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A
Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
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