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Email me: shlomoh@shlomohsherman.com
Site created: September 11, 2008
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I'm currently retired. In my working life, I have held many jobs. I am now a non-working actor and stand up comic.
I have been a computer programmer and a web designer, among other things.
You know, my name wasn't always Shlomoh. I used to have a regular name, like you, Stanley. But I changed it to Shlomoh for show business reasons, and because I thought Stanley was too Jewy!
I tell people that my name is spelled with a silent H at the end. Silent letters! What genius thought of that concept?
Imagine a guy who has a name with all silent letters! Hey you! What's your name? He just stands there with his mouth hanging open.
I had the negative distinction of being born on April 20. That, for your information, is Hitler's birthday.
Imagine! I was a young lad during World War 2, and all the kids at school made fun of me about Hitler's birthday. Even my family made fun of me about it. My parents would make a birthday party for me and instead of handing out little party hats to the children, they'd hand out little moustaches.
By now you already figured out that I'm a Jew. What else could I be? Just look at my face in the photo area!
By the way; you know that little piece they cut off me when I was a baby? I still have that. My family had it bronzed. It was their way of making up for the little moustaches.
SHLOMOH WITH A SILENT FINAL H.
The final H is silent but he never is. Shlomoh Sherman is a displaced New York Jew who likes to make people laugh. People have said that he is the most Jewish Jew and the most New Yorkiest New Yorker they have ever met. He is currently retired. In his working life, he has held many jobs. He is now a some time actor and stand up comic. His ex-wife used to call him the Orthodox Jewish Howard Stern. Shlomoh says he is a Jew's Jew and what else could he be? He likes to talk about his life.
and about the world that Jews have to live in. What a funny place THAT is!!!!
A buddy of my buddy, Tony, recorded a song about us. -
BUTTDIALS FROM SHLOMOH: by Tony Saxon
Nicotine, caffeine, amphetamine, and Burger King.
Don’t need no condo.
I don’t need no diamond ring.
Got a little place small house weird face.
Second hand everything.
I'm sewed up like a pillow case.
Cupid went and shot me.
So I shot him back.
And I tied his little body to the railroad tracks.
When they come knocking.
I won’t hide.
Who needs an alibi; I’ll just call it suicide.
My friend Tony has a friend named Shlomoh.
Bought a little place down in Ohio.
Found a little woman about half his age.
See, Shlomoh's 80 years old.
She ran off and found a younger mate.
Cupid went and shot him.
So he shot him back.
And he tied his little body to the railroad tracks.
When they come knocking; Shlomoh won’t hide.
Who needs an alibi; hell just call it suicide.
